Colchester United vs Leeds United

CUFC vs Leeds!

I was tempted to spend £26 to sit behind the dugout and catch a glimpse of Joe Dunne, the caretaker manager the fans seem to love. But this was a high profile fixture, the opponents being Leeds United, and I could only manage a seat in West Stand 2 (instead of 5 or 6 near the dugout). It was only £4 cheaper, but at least it was pitchside.

The Weston Homes Community Stadium – which the locals prefer to refer to as the Colchester Community Stadium, refusing to affilliate themselves with yet another real estate developer building houses round every corner in the city – is only entering its second season as home of the U’s, and like every new stadium I’ve been in, what it made up in modernity, it gave up in soul. Newer stadiums seem to distance the pitch from the fans just that little bit more; just looks homey that little bit less.

Old Trafford aside, my favourite football ground (among the grounds where I’ve actually watched a game) is Bramall Lane. Is it any wonder that it is actually the oldest ground in Britain? And no biases at all against the team, but I found watching football at the Emirates being a really soulless affair. Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels at half time prettty much cemented the blandness.

Eddie the Eagle (no, not that one)

But back to the game. It was clear from the start that Leeds were the better side. Their approach was more structured, and their forays forward had more vision. In the first half, U’s keeper Ben Williams was beaten twice, but Colchester were saved by the offside trap, keeping the score at 0-0 after 45 minutes.

Both sides were more refreshed in the second half, and while you could say possession was almost equal, it was Leeds who were more convincing in terms of attempts at goal. The deadlock was broken when Bradley Johnson finished a set piece attempt at goal, only for Kevin Lisbie to equalise via a penalty. But Colchester United were only level for a few minutes before Jermain Beckford took advantage of the back line’s inability to clear the ball convincingly and made it 2-1 for the visitors.

At this point, the U’s did try to go forward, and the introducton of Clive Platt for Scott Vernon rekindled hopes of the formidable pairing with Kevin Lisbie that was an instrumental element of the U’s game two seasons ago. But it wasn’t to be, and the game ended 2-1 to Leeds United. The fact that Colchester United only managed to score via a penalty is testament to the lack of shot on targets all game long. A scrappy game, with tempers flaring and cards flying, but Leeds were undeniably the better side on the day.

I sat pitchside, although the front row was almost empty. I quickly realised why – it was a tad too low compared to the barrier: a second row seat gave a much better view. Two men sat behind me, one of whom was suspiciously a Leeds fan gone astray and ended up in the home end. Careful eavesdropping revealed he is Ipswich fan watching the game for the day. Given Ipswich’s fortunes of late… his team and my team may be swapping sides quite soon. Or maybe not.

The other man who sat next to him, clearly bled bled white and blue. He was one of those fans who insisted on calling each player by their first name, and every forward foray by the U’s resulted in him considering the player as one he fathered himself (he kept saying ‘Go on, my son!). He seemed to have a keen ear for what was going on at the Community Stadium, and bandied about a few names in the running for the empty managerial post.

Interestingly, the one we did end up appointing was none in the list he mentioned 😉

Welcome to Colchester, Aidy Boothroyd. Here’s to hoping for a second tier footballing season next year, eh?

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No longer sitting pretty (but still fine looking)

Since I last wrote, Colchester have been deposed from their perch at the top of League 1. However, this did not happen directly after Paul Lambert took the 1303 to Norfolk. No, playing Gillingham we won, coming back from 1-0 down to pip the visitors 2-1.

But away at stadium:MK, where the MK Dons (TOFKAW – The Outfit Formerly Known As Wimbledon) play their home games, the Us failed to make good on a winning streak and dropped two points.

Us are still managerless, and I doubt this would be rectified as I take my seat at the Weston Homes Community Stadium this Saturday for the visit of Leeds United.

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Two out of two and then this..

Just as I was contemplating getting tickets for tonight’s game at the Colchester Community Stadium, this came through from twitter:

@stephenfry: So Paul Lambert is to be our new manager…

Now, Paul Lambert is ColU’s manager and Monseiur Fry supports Norwich.. hence.. yes. Another move up to Norfolk. Only two seasons ago, Colchester had a magnificent run in the Championship spearheaded by Jamie Cureton. In the close season he left for Norwich City, barely got a game and is to me, an all-round Canary flop. Is Lambert really doing the right thing?

To be fair, Norwich is a bigger club. But still. I am actually gutted. Feeling a tad depressed at the news, am I getting too close to the club only after 3 games? Too close for comfort, this!

C’mon ColU, Lambert or not we can win again tonight and stay on top of the league!

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Thump!

How early does it have to be to get knocked out? Day 3 of the season, apparently. Colchester bounced out of the Carling Cup on Day 3 of the new season. Thump! Did you hear that? That was our ego falling back to earth after the trouncing of Norwich.

2-1 to Leyton Orient.

More on this later.

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Seven

On 10 April 2007, Team A slotted 7 goals against Team B at home, and the next day the back pages of tabloid and broadsheet newspapers alike were awash with accolades and tributes to eleven men who made the rout possible. It was the only thing the sports pundits could talk about for days – for years, even, as the scoreline was often mentioned whenever these two teams ever met again. On 8 August 2009, Team D slotted 7 goals against Team C away from home, and apart from a passing mention in the regional news, non-enthusiasts were none the wiser about the scoreline. Such is the difference between media coverage of the Premiership and League 1 football. Of course, this is not the only difference: the transfer fees that change hand in League 1, for instance, would match the monthly salary of 2 or 3 Premiership players, if that.

I was aware that it was slim pickings when it came to getting secondary information from the media when it came to teams in the lower leagues, even in the era of the webonomics. But was I naïve in thinking that a 7-1 scoreline away from home, beating a newly relegated team who only a few seasons ago were playing the likes of Liverpool and Arsenal, would at least garner a national news mention? Apparently I was. England’s hapless cricket exploits are worth more column space: and I suppose, quite rightly so.

Media coverage is, as with most things, subject to supply and demand. What goes in is subject to what is perceived to be what the majority of people are interested in; things that will make people pick up the newspaper. The Daily Telegraph, for instance, enjoyed a boost in sales over the MPs expenses scandal that they broke, although ironically, their owners are not the most tax-friendly socially responsible corporate citizens. And the fact is that for clubs like Colchester United, Gillingham, Yeovil and Carlisle – any interest in their fortunes 10 miles beyond city limits is limited to fans of opposing teams sussing out potential threat in upcoming games. The lack of media attention translates into less visibility, which in turn translates into less advertising, less revenue, a smaller transfer purse, less ability to attract good players… the list continues.

The financial gap between the top echelons of English, and at that, European, football and the second tier is big and is well documented in both popular and sporting media, and also among academic circles. Aspiring to break the glass ceiling would mean serious financial investment, which, when not coupled with success on the pitch, very quickly translates into spiralling debt, which in turn is stemmed somewhat by the sales of top players. Should it be any surprise that League 1 is littered with teams that once dabbled with the devil of debt financing, only to fail to turn investment into results? I remember the day when Swindon Town, Norwich City, Southampton, Leeds United and Oldham Athletic were playing the Chelseas and the Tottenhams. Taking their tales as fables, would a club like Colchester ever grace the Premiership? Or at that, with everything that would be at stake, would it really want to?

Oh, and if you haven’t figured it out yet, Teams A & B are Manchester United and AS Roma, who were playing in the Champions’ League, the European Club Championship that bandies about even more money! Teams C & D are Norwich City and Colchester United, in Season 2009/10 plying their trade in League 1. And if you’re still sceptical about this being all about the money, get this: Colchester United have instantly cashed in from this victory: DVDs of the ‘Magnificent Seven’ are to be
on sale, very soon!

Match report

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Reflections on the Dawn of a New Season

The football season officially kicks off in about 10 hours; although technically it has already begun. Last night Championship new boys Middlesborough played Sheffield United to a nil-nil draw. Friday night games are, of course, a Sky Sports variation to the age old 3pm Saturday kick-offs; something the traditionalist football fans have begrudgingly accepted together with midday, 5pm Saturday and 4pm Sunday kick-offs.

Colchester United will be away to Norwich City today in their inaugural game of 2009/10, to what has been reported to be a sell-out crowd. If rivalries run high between these two clubs, it would be because of geographical proximity: the clubs have only met head to head 25 times. Both have had mixed fortunes over the last few years: Norwich, for a season, dabbled in the Premiership, memorably wearing the Proton sponsored shirts no less. Colchester peaked in the Championship two seasons ago and this was the last time these two sides played in the same league until this season: although it was Norwich’s misfortunes rather than Colchester’s fortunes that take these two sides to their season opener at Carrow Road today.

I feel a bit sorry for Norwich; I remember them as a side that once conquered Bayern Munich in the UEFA Cup in the early 1990’s with Jeremy Goss scoring the decisive goal. Current manager Bryan Gunn is a remnant of that once-glorious side. League One is littered with teams that once graced the Premiership: Charlton Athletic, Leeds United, Oldham Athletic, Southampton, Swindon Town.. all are serving time in the third tier of English football, many saddled with debt. Penance, perhaps, for flying too close to the sun with wax wings.

New Season, Bring It On!

So, what are my hopes and expectations for Colchester United this season? My hopes are that the team scale the heights of three seasons past and regain entry into the Championship. My expectations are that they will at least be in contention for a playoff place, although midtable mediocrity would perhaps be more of the order. New signings will need to gel, although as far as managerial folklore goes, you can’t go wrong with a Scottish manager, and we have one in Paul Lambert. He was a player of considerable pedigree: the first British player to have won the Champions League, no less, with Borussia Dortmund in the late 1990’s.

Interestingly, two of Colchester’s recent signings are graduates of the Manchester United Academy. Goalkeeper Ben Williams once deputised for Fabien Barthez as a youngster, and former England U20 midfielder David Fox spent some time being on loan rather than in a United shirt. It remains to be seen if these two players can fulfill the promise the Manchester United scouts saw in them as teenagers. Another signing – or resigning, at that – is former Colchester player Kevin Lisbie, who travelled up the A12 to Ipswich last season but failed to make an impact. On a season-long loan, it is hoped he will revive the club’s fortunes.

And so, with the season on the cusp, I stand ready with my spanking brand new away Colchester United jersey (okay, from last season, and it was cheap, but before I go on investing £40 I wanted to see how the project pans out), and with my radio tuned to DreamFM for this afternoon’s game.. I say: Bring It On!

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The Who, Whats, Whys and Hows

Who?

Colchester United.

Who are Colchester United? Colchester United is my local professional football team, me having lived in Colchester for almost three years now. They play in the Coca Cola League 1, which is 2 tiers below the Premiership.

What?

What I aim to do is to get acquainted with my local team, and to do that, for the 2009/2010 season, I am following this team from start to finish.

Why?

I have long been a fan of Premiership football, but have always lived in towns whose teams play in the lower leagues. During my university years, Morecambe were dwindling in the Conference: good enough to challenge for a playoff place, but never quite making it until I moved away. They are now in League Two. Lancaster City was my real local club, but they were semi-professional. They have though, been in the news as the club that managed to get just one point in the whole of the 2006/7 season.

When I moved to Colchester United, they were playing in the Championship; they have since been relegated and are now playing in League 1.This is a world away from being the football fan that I know how to be. Following a big club like Manchester United is, to a certain, easy: success has been kind to us (although my following them pre-dates Alex Ferguson, so I remember very well being second fiddle to Liverpool); there is no shortage of media coverage; the club is omnipresent meaning you can’t miss them even if you tried; there is an abundance of money and the world’s best talent is at their picking; and I can enjoy watching them without ever leaving my living room chair.

In contrast, a club like Colchester United barely make national press, have a very limited budget, get their best players poached away by clubs with deeper pockets, and never make it onto TV, almost. In almost every essence, Colchester United is the club Manchester United is not.

And perhaps that is apt therapy for me, of late very frustrated with the way money has influenced the top echelons of the game and overinflated the player market. My dissatisfaction at the Glazer takeover has not yet abated, and since 2005 I have only been to Old Trafford once: for the Ole Gunnar Solksjaer testimonial, the price of tickets of which went to Ole’s foundation rather than back to Glazer.

Colchester United will probably not win the league (although I’d love it if they did). And I quite like that.

Where?

From 2008, Colchester United play at the Weston Homes Community Stadium, in the northern part of Colchester formerly known as Cuckoo Farm (hence the URL). Previously, their home ground was Layer Road (not half a mile from where I first set up base in Colchester: I could hear cheers from the stadium during weekday night games; but for some reason, I’d never been, a major regret) which had a capacity of 6300; less than 10% of the capacity of Old Trafford. The Community Stadium has a capacity of 10,000.

Last season, Colchester finished 12th in League One, 55 places lower than Manchester United.

Colchester United

My one and only shot of Layer Road, and that’s from the outside. I am already ashamed.

How?

In order to operationalise this ‘plan’, the following are on the cards:

1) Go to as many home games as financially possible. This should include at least one away game, a Cup game and a freezing, winter ‘why am I here’ game.

2) Join in fan forums and get a feel for the club’s online presence.

3) Sit back and enjoy what I believe will be quite an interesting – if bumpy – ride.

4) Write about it. Here.

Challenges Ahead:

1) Sticking to it – all roads to hell are paved with good intentions. I may be bored of this 3 weeks into the season, or if (or when) I start getting any racial abuse. But as of today, it is my very intention to see this through the end. We shall see..

2) Different league – there is no omnipresence of the club, apart from the local media and press. Trying to get a feel for things will be a much harder job. But one that perhaps will get me closer to the game.

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Walk With Me

Eman Manan’s Awang Lah in the movie ‘Wayang’ starts his traditional wayang kulit (shadow play) sessions with the words, “Ble ambo jjalae ble ambo dok pikir..”, which translates into Malay as “Sambil aku berjalan aku berfikir”, and into English as, “While I was walking, I was thinking..”

It was during a walk this very morning, idly biding my time before a 10am appointment that I was thinking about a writing project. In the realm of all things Idlan, projects are nothing new: I start many and complete none. But of late I have managed to buck this trend: Stoodle is more of a reality than just an idea; and the whopper of a PhD finally shifted from harddrive to dusty library shelf in mid 2008. Maybe leaves are turning.

One writing project I’d been itching to start was to follow a local Malaysian football team over the course of a season: attending games, discussing issues and writing up my experiences. This came about in the light of how much I knew about the English game, and how little I was aware of the local game, so much so that I failed to realise one until very recently that one of the Malaysian national team forwards shares a common name with me.

When prodded by friends about why I pay scant attention to the M-League, my excuse is that I have been jaded by the match fixing scandals that rocked, shook and ultimately upturned the football scene in the early 1990s. Not that I was a big fan in those days – my father was never a big football fan so there was no chance of him dragging me along to watch games with him; and even if he was, the fact that I was a girl would have made him overlook me for my younger brothers, of that I am sure. But in those days I knew my Matlan Marjans and my Hashim Mustaphas.

The passion is still there, and I am intrigued at the renewed spirit with which Malaysian football has rejuvenated itself. Part of this may be down to the efforts of reality TV show MyTeam, which made football stars from those who missed the initial boat. Some of the players ‘discovered’ by the show have gone on to don national colours; although whether that is testament to the dire state of Malaysian football more than his brilliance, I am in no position to comment. Sadly, the practicalities of taking a year out and spending it on writing about a football team was not financially nor geographically viable.

But – and this is what dawned upon me as I was walking opposite the Colchester United Club Shop on Sir Isaac’s Walk in the town center – following Colchester United for a year was viable on both counts. The novelty about writing about a Malaysian team was in the setting: the lower trenches of football in a country desperate to be rid of its recent horrible footballing decades and recapturing the glories of Mokhtar Dahari and Soh Chin Aun. The novelty about writing about Colchester United as much in the team as it was in the fan – me: Muslim Malaysian hijaabi from a country better know for hosting Premiership teams pre-season tours.

For the most part of my life, both childhood and adult, I have been a Manchester United fan, and by extension, a football fan. (There are members of my family who are adamant I spent a few years as a youngster supporting Liverpool: I vehemently decry this attempt at slander!) My earliest memory of a football game was the 1982 World Cup, and for as long as I can remember, I have played the game in its various forms: playground, 11-a-side, futsal… many believe football is in my blood. Well, now was the time to put this to the test. Supporting an omnipresent Premiership team laden with stars and given copious amounts of column space is easy. Would my love for the beautiful game extend itself to the lower echelons of the English game? As much as this is my project, a writing exercise of sorts.. it also looks to be an experiment in assessing the core of my footballing soul; a trek into depths I’ve never really taken time to prod; a journey into the semi-unknown.

Walk with me. And in about 9 months from today, let’s see if I am indeed the football junkie I thought myself to be.

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